Hello. This is Not Me. November 18, 2010
Posted by Emily in : Friends , trackbackHi. This isn’t me. I’m not sure if the blond hair gave it away, the extra long legs, or the eight pack, but let me set the record straight, this is not me.
However, this is my good friend Pam (she is a commenter, so now you have a face to place with her name) who is as fun and funny as is she is ripped.
So you know, she’s really, really fun!
She obviously kicks butt (thankfully, not mine!) and works really hard on her, ahem, smile. :) I mean ABS!
Pam? Are you reading this? :) I took the liberty to post this kick trash picture of you because you (make the entire mom population look like slackers) give all moms out there hope that you can find your better-than-high-school-body again!
Pam looks amazing (obviously) and I get to photograph her next week when she comes into town!
Did I mention she’s birthed four kids? Yep. Her youngest just turned ONE. Oh my heck, you overachiever! Go Pam!
OK, and on a the opposite note, have any of you seen the ad for “Mom Jeans” of SNL? Oh my heck, you will die! This is the OPPOSITE of what you see above! Please, do yourself a favor and click here! http://www.hulu.com/watch/10333/saturday-night-live-mom-jeans
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She is HOT!!!
Let me just start by saying that this look was only achieved after a 5 day depletion diet. No carbs or sodium with really make you look more ripped than you normally are!
I need to get back on my diet so I don’t disappoint next week:).
BTW, I thinks it’s hilarious that you managed to use my name and “overachiever” in the same sentence! I’m sure my mom would find that funny too:).
Pam, you’ll have to send her the link! I’m sure she’s seen your hard body on facebook by now (which is why I took the liberty to post it here, sorry if I stepped on your toes!) and she’ll agree! No one wants to mess with you!
Pam, you should just walk around saying “I’m so awesome. I rock.” You totally deserve it. If I looked like you I wouldn’t be blaming a depletion diet, I would totally be completely proud! Go you Mom you!
Em, I’m wish I had more photoshop skills, I would steal this picture, put my head on Pam’s body and put it as my Facebook profile pic!! LMAO.
Let me clear it with Pam to see if we can use her body, and then send me a pic! I’ll hook you up!