Need Some Good One-Liners? October 21, 2009
Posted by Emily in : Daily Life, Family, Little Man Dallin, My Handsome Husband, Parenthood, Princess Hannah , trackbackDo you have kids?
Are you thinking about having kids?
If you don’t have any yet, you really should look into getting a couple of them.
Once you have kids, you will never need to go the the movies again to laugh your head off or pick up great one-liners.
Kids come up with great material.
Overheard this week from Hannah: (Most of these one-liners were during a five minute stretch of time)
When I’m a big girl and turn five years old and get a phone (meaning an iphone) I’m going to put it on the nightstand when I go to bed.
I’m not going to eat all my yogurt because you tell me everyday that you don’t want me to get bigger. You just want me to stay little forever. (Our hearts melted when she said this, needless to say, we will watch our words!)
Look! Is that a surf board?! (Hannah said this while pointing out an ironing board to David as they shopped at Walmart. Shows how much we iron around here!)
Dallin better not do that because daddy’s very special! (Hannah commenting on Dallin pinching David’s neck with his little pincer fingers.)
I’m just a little girl, I don’t even know! (This is her excuse for not listening to us)
Hey guys! I’ll be right back . . . I need to go check my email. (She then strolled down the stairs to the desktop to “check” her email. Maybe we should get her an email address?)
Jesus painted me with his finger, and now . . . I have skin!
I’m going to go jump in the shower. (She said this as she marched her three year old self up the stairs)
This handsome little guy also has a few talents of his own.
He gives hugs on demand.
His only prerequisite is that you are his mother. 
Invest in some kids. They’re totally worth it.
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This has convinced me! I am going to get knocked up immediatley.
Ill fill you in when I see ya…:) I live in crazy town LOL