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Teaching My Child Nonsense June 11, 2009

Posted by Emily in : Daily Life, Family, Princess Hannah , 4comments

My dad always told great bedtime stories.

Most of his stories didn’t make much sense.  (They didn’t then and still don’t.)

Every once in a while, I thumb through the invisible Rolodex in my brain labeled “Stories by Pa.”

I shared this little ditty with Hannah the other night:

Ladies and Jellyspoons, Beggars and Tramps, Bowlegged Mosquitoes and Cross-eyed Ants,

I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about.

There will be a woman’s meeting next Tuesday on Good Friday for men only.

Admission is free, please pay at the door.

Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

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At the end of the poem, Hannah looked very inquisitively at me and said, “Grandpa has silly stories!”

Even two-year-olds know nonsense when they hear it.