If I Were in Charge April 24, 2009
Posted by Emily in : Daily Life, Exercise , 9commentsOnce, when I was working out with Denise Austin, (on TV of course, I don’t actually know her) she said, “You can’t store fitness, you only store fat!” David and I started P90X
It’s kind of depressing to think about all the things we do daily that we have to do again, and again, and again.
Honestly.
I just want to say, “Hey, I worked out once like five years ago. Don’t bother me about it again!”
So, if I were in charge, I’d make the following permanent changes: (And please, don’t over analyze this, you critical thinkers. I don’t want lots of emails telling me how this would NEVER work because the world would self-destruct or something.)
- Moms would NEVER, EVER, EVER get sick.
- Fitness could be stored. No more of this working out day after day, after day.
- You could store sleep.
- Dinner would magically make itself.
- When you cleaned the house, it stayed that way. FOREVER.
- Once you shaved your legs, they never needed to be shaved again.
- Taxes only happened once a lifetime.
- That no matter what, I’d always have more Facebook friends than David. Always.
This would make my life 1000% easier.
